Saturday

"Aren't I cute, sweet smelling, & covered in pink after my bath??"

"What?!? Haha! No, no - I would never scream bloody murder & turn myself strange shades of mottled purple during said bath! I'm always agreeable and never, ever ornery when I'm not getting my way..."

"Well, at least I'm pretty sure it was a one time deal. I'm pretty sure I showed them who's boss and they won't try to pull that nasty little stunt again."

"Oh my goodness - you mean it's going to happen again??"

"Surely you're joking...."

"Be still my heart! I'm not sure I can survive such torture again! I might perish at the thought!"

"Oh, well, not for a few more days you say? Well, I guess I'll recuperate enough to work my lungs out again by then. Whew! *Yawn* That was exhausting, I better take a nap!"