Elves on the shelf

"Hey, I've never sat up here before..."

"Oooh, look at this cool window frame thingy."

"I can keep a good eye on everybody from up here!"

"This is SO much fun!"

"Who's this? The elf on the shelf? He's keeping an eye on me to report to Santa?!? Oh dear, too bad he can see that Christmas tree I keep snitching ornaments off of..."

"We do make a pretty cute pair though!"